Words of Wisdom...Throw In Your Favorite Saying

[umwminer]

“ Shit Fire & Save Matches ! “

 

[SteveE]

"A wise man changes his mind, a fool never does." This is my excuse for changing my mind on everything.

$hit runs downhill and payday is Friday- Plumbers quote

committees are made up of stubborn people led by someone that never changes his mind----my quote

 

[TcraftF21]

It is better to burn out than it is to rust

Neil Young

 

[Farmboy]

After this week/month I’m ready to create a few new ones.

When it rains, it pours …in nature. In life it tries to drown the bucket you optimistically have been keeping half full.

When life throws curve balls, if you’re not a good batter learn to be a catcher.

 

[alaskaoe]

You never NEED to be anywhere.

 

[Mot]

A fartin horse will never tire, a fartin man's the one to hire.

 

[sj]

You never NEED to be anywhere.

Tell that to my 60+ year old bladder!

 

[LUCIFER]

That chaps my ass.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Common sense is not so common.
Birds have a brain the size of pea, yet always land into the wind.
The only time you have to much fuel is when you are on fire.

 

[alaskaoe]

Tell that to my 60+ year old bladder!

The one time I bent an airplane was because I had to pee. Shoulda use a bottle.

 

[FatCub300]

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere...

And sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.

 

[Tgskillskill]

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops will fall on your pants.

 

[Douten]

He would have to be bigger to be any stupider, WATCH THIS, Hold my beer,

 

[Scott 2020]

Three rules for 60+
1. Never pass a restroom
2. Never waste a hardon
3. Never trust a fart!

 

[eskimo77]

There's nothing cheap about airplanes, except for the owners.

 

[musket]

"It ain't bragging if you can do it." from Dizzy Dean, Walt Whitman, et al.

The flip side of that is "Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird a$$."

 

[petey451]

We’ve been doing so much with so little for so long, we can now do everything with nothing for forever.


-Single pilot 135 in AK

 

[BradleyG]

“It is not the magnitude of the F… Up but the quality of the recovery! “

 

[mam90]

“It is not the magnitude of the F… Up but the quality of the recovery! “

Or as my brother the welder would say, “it’s not how many holes you burn, but how fast you fill ‘em”….

 

[moneyburner]

"I'm getting old. It's fairly difficult to get me started on a project, but once you do, it's pretty easy to get me to stop." ________ my dad

 

[moneyburner]

One hundred “attaboys“ will be vaporized by a single “ah $hit!”

 

[TwoFeathers]

In order to fly like a bird, I hafta work like a dog - AvGas ain't cheap!

 

[Bayou Navigator]

Grab a hold of that chair. This is gonna hurt.

-me extracting wisdom teeth

 

[WindOnHisNose]

"Its a Dog-eat-Dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear".

Now that's funny

 

[WindOnHisNose]

All bleeding eventually stops.

Doc R

 

[jprax]

"You don't just pray a lot to become Pope."
-Warren Prax

 

[Oliver]

“Why use a big word when a diminutive word would suffice”

 

[MartyC]

"Its a Dog-eat-Dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear".

I think Norm said that walking into Cheers...

 

[Paul Heinrich]

“Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds ...”. Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[FatCub300]

The Immortal words of Jimmy Buffett:

“ ooh there’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning”

S.
( God rest his soul )

 

[Kjdoss]

You can press the weather, and you can press your fuel. Don’t ever press the weather and the fuel on the same flight.