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Stupid Pilot Tricks - No Aircraft in Sight

sj

Staff member
Northwest Arkansas
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I was doing my annual pull boats out of the lake I live at routine today. I was somewhat preoccupied with thinking about all of the friends I have here that have had WAY too close calls this year. Some have multiple infractions, but then things are bigger in Texas. Ooops, I digress. Anyway, I was pondering what to write in the calendar intro. I was thinking about the fact that safety involves vigilance and judgement, taking the time when you can to make a good decision. My CFI instructor said to me once "Johnson, What is the first thing you should do when the engine stops?", I'm sure I said, "Pitch for best glide and land in a field after dialing 121.5 and screaming mayday". He said, "No you idiot, take a deep breath and the put the fuel selector on the other tank". His point being, before you make a regrettable action (as I did today, I'm getting to that) take a couple seconds to think about it - USUALLY you have time available.

Back to my story. Here I was lost in another world thinking about aviation safety as I pulled out the pontoon boat. It was just me, so I had backed the trailer in with the jeep and walked down to our dock to get the boat. Well, I did not get the boat as far up on the trailer as I had hoped but it was pretty close. Really close - about 3 feet. I attempted to make the long step from the boat deck to the trailer ladder platform where the winch is and the next thing I knew I was picking myself up out of the water where I had crashed onto the trailer below - about another 3 feet. My glasses had been knocked off - actually, I think it was the lens that cut the gash in my cheek when I hit, and they are destroyed. Ok, I can deal with that (even though glasses cost a fortune these days!). Ok, now I have to get the boat out... then I see all the blood running into the water. Yikes. Ok, nothing really to put on the wound and it is not oozing too bad. So I get the boat out of the water and drive the mile back to the house with no glasses. Now, I am almost blind without glasses so this was a very slow drive. Fortunately I have a circle drive and did not have to back the boat in or I would have probably never made it.

Short story made long, as Cubscout would say, I found my other pair of glasses, drove to the ER and got 11 stitches - a first for me other than oral surgery.

In conclusion, I don't bounce quite like I used to. In fact, I'm not sure I'm even "as good once as I ever was" as the song says. I know I need to be more careful and I will be. Why does something like this have to happen to make us more careful? Why can't we set out that way in the morning? I know managing risk is a part of life, and often times the greatest things in life involve elements of risk.

To quote our friend Flip Flop, "Yall be careful out there, ya hear?" - I'm going to be.

sj
 

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Scars are similar to tatoos they just have better stories.
Sorry mean ol' Mister gravity got you today.
Hopefully the trialer wasn't damaged.............
 
SJ, SJ, SJ how many times do I have to tell you CALL, been home all day... could have had you a much better story than that in 5 minutes flat!

Glad you surfaced,

Kirby
 
It looks like to me that your jealous of Tim and you want the rest of us to haul a set of jackstands to the WAD.

Glenn

PS. Pontoon boats look so innocent, I've got a couple broken ribs from one

PPS. I see a new thread topic starting. " What is the best docking helmet " :fig:
 
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Like someone said on your FB post: Chicks dig scars.... Seriously, glad you are alright, we are all one slip from a catastrophic event... At least you don't have to report it to the FAA and NTSB. :)
 
Calling Dr. WindOnHisNose....:bangDr. WindOnHisNose to the Stupid Pilot lounge....STAT! Your fearless (but klutzy) leader:splat: NEEDS you!

CloudDancer:anon
 
owey!!! Scars are like tatoos, but with better stories!!! Rick

I like that one Rick! Steve, I am glad you are ok. What if you knocked yourself out under that water?

I am a solo farmer out here and find myself trying to be extra careful lately too. Yesterday had to wait for Deb to get home to pull my tractor and bush hog out of a steep precarious place I ended up in.
 
SYMPATHY :boohoo can be found in the dictionary...right between S**T and SYPHYILLIS....

not so much here in Cafe Supercub, where we specialize in "zingers":frog:, particularly when it comes to royalty, such as our WorldWide Grand Poohbah :Gnose: of SuperCubbers EverWhere.

With all due respect, of course....

Cloud(yer'loyalsubject)Dancer:anon ( :pop: ) ( :stupid )
 
I guess if he floated he can now be known as the inaugural member of the Flip Flop Floaters Club.



Good LucK SJ this is a brutal crowd
 
HA! Tom, I deserved that one... HA!

Meade, fortunately the art film you posted was interspersed with brief moments of female nudity or I would have not have watched the whole thing in spite of my penchant for L&M.

sj
 
"I was sitting at the bar minding my own business when 6 guys came in and hollered 'Maule's are better than Super Cubs' and one guy hit me over the head with a flap handle extension. Then the real fight started...." A much better beggining to your story.
 
Those nasty flap handle extensions........
I was skydiving in the hills of Tennesee when a Maule approached form nowhere and due to my ultimate skill and agility I was able to avoid all but one stroke of the propellor blade as it tore the glasses from my face leaving me with a gash.
 
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