SteveE
SPONSOR
Jenks, OK
Here is the proof,,,
As we all know,,, Montana is overrun with grasshoppers this year... and on a recent pre scouting trip for this years Winterfest,, our good friend S2D,, spots a trophy grasshopper,,, Boone and Crockett green score of 120 which puts it well above the current world record of 114 for the Yellow Hop Grasshopper..
Never missing an opportunity,,, the story goes as follows,
Our good friend,, flying his spray plane, dumps an entire load of Lorisban on the pesky critter,,,,, which came out unscathed and really pissed off...
To the disbelief of Chemical Ali (aka S2D), he makes a quick exit to grab his trusty Supercub, filled with shotgun shells and his trusty sawed off 12 guage.... But just in case, he threw in his Winchester .219 Zipper...
Searching the area the critter was spotted in a crick (thats creek for anybody outside Montana). Seemed the Lorisban had only energized the critter,,,, Grabbing the 12 guage and fumbling with the shells,,,, our deadeye gunner/pilot could not hit the broad side of a barn,,, seems everytime he made a pass,, the giant hopper would spit some tobacco up and block the view of our shooter... of course S2D could not make out if it was oil coming out of the engine or the hopper.... In any case,, if the truth were known,, I believe it was a case of Hopper Fever..
Obviously these tactics were not working,,, so he landed the trusty white horse in a field,,,, gets out the .219 zipper and in a full blown charge,,, jaws snapping, tobacco dripping,,, Brian, with nerves of steel,, holds his ground and plunks him between the eyes... DRT (dead right there),,, Down,,, rolls within inches of our buddy with nerves of steel,,,
Suddenly those nerves gave way and he collapses to the ground,, shaking and in need of a
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So,,,,,,, Here is proof.
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As we all know,,, Montana is overrun with grasshoppers this year... and on a recent pre scouting trip for this years Winterfest,, our good friend S2D,, spots a trophy grasshopper,,, Boone and Crockett green score of 120 which puts it well above the current world record of 114 for the Yellow Hop Grasshopper..
Never missing an opportunity,,, the story goes as follows,
Our good friend,, flying his spray plane, dumps an entire load of Lorisban on the pesky critter,,,,, which came out unscathed and really pissed off...
To the disbelief of Chemical Ali (aka S2D), he makes a quick exit to grab his trusty Supercub, filled with shotgun shells and his trusty sawed off 12 guage.... But just in case, he threw in his Winchester .219 Zipper...
Searching the area the critter was spotted in a crick (thats creek for anybody outside Montana). Seemed the Lorisban had only energized the critter,,,, Grabbing the 12 guage and fumbling with the shells,,,, our deadeye gunner/pilot could not hit the broad side of a barn,,, seems everytime he made a pass,, the giant hopper would spit some tobacco up and block the view of our shooter... of course S2D could not make out if it was oil coming out of the engine or the hopper.... In any case,, if the truth were known,, I believe it was a case of Hopper Fever..
Obviously these tactics were not working,,, so he landed the trusty white horse in a field,,,, gets out the .219 zipper and in a full blown charge,,, jaws snapping, tobacco dripping,,, Brian, with nerves of steel,, holds his ground and plunks him between the eyes... DRT (dead right there),,, Down,,, rolls within inches of our buddy with nerves of steel,,,
Suddenly those nerves gave way and he collapses to the ground,, shaking and in need of a
....So,,,,,,, Here is proof.
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