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    To all the Grandpas who was trying to do right

    Grandfathers Don't Know Everything ....

    Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

    He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house

    and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same

    bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

    His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.

    'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’

    ‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called

    sexual intercourse,. It's called Bunk Beds ,

    And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'

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    "Optimism is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you!"

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    Omg I am dying!
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    Joey Pagano

    “Bless me Father, for I havesinned. I have been with a loose girl."
    The priest asks, "Is thatyou, little Joey Pagano?"
    "'Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "Ican't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well,Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell menow. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "Icannot say.".
    "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
    "I'll never tell.”
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    Thepriest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4months. Now you go and behave yourself."

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"

    "Four months vacation and five good leads!"
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