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    Beings Iís born here

    A guy from Georgia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.

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    How do you know when you're staying in a Georgia hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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    How can you tell if an Georgia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw"in Georgia?
    Documentaries.
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    Did you hear about the $3 million Georgia State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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    The governor's mansion in Georgia burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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    A new law was recently passed in Georgia.When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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    A guy walks into a bar in Georgia and orders a mudslide.The bartender looks at the man and says,"You ain't from 'round here are yaboy?


    "No", replies the man,"I'm from Arkansas."

    The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas?"

    "I'm a taxidermist,"said the man.

    The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

    The man says,"I mount animals."
    The bartender hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!

    An Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D?" and the driver replies"Bout wut?"
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    At least people don't think you all live in igloos and ask if you use American money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wireweinie View Post
    At least people don't think you all live in igloos and ask if you use American money.

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    Hilarious. I shared it with both of my friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wireweinie View Post
    (y-up in 'Laska) At least people don't think you all live in igloos and ask if you use American money.

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    Now 'at's jus' sad...

    E'rr one 'nowes all uze ferners takes 'Merican money!

    (Ann den hides y-it from der grubberment.)

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