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Mean what you say and say what you mean!

flyrite

Registered User
Lyons,GA
received the following text from my neighbor: I am so sorry Tony. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, pretty much every day when you're not around. In fact, unlike you, At home things aren’t very sporty. But , that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
anguished and betrayed, went into my bedroom, grabbed my gun, and without a word, shot the wife !


A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "WIFI", not "wife".

Can I still post here from my new home? :hanged:
 
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