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    As good as Yogi Bearism's

















    APROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected; Winston Churchill loved them:






    1 Where there's a will, I want to be in it.











    2 Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.











    3 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.











    4 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.











    5 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.











    6 They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.











    7 To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism. To steal from many is called research.











    8 In filling in an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency', notify: I put 'DOCTOR.'











    9 I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.











    10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look sexy.











    11. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.











    12. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.











    13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.











    14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.











    15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.











    16. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.











    17. Finally: I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.















    And my personal favorite:















    I am not arguing with you, I am explaining why you are wrong





































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    I like that last one too. Think I'll plagiarize it !
    After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF !
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    I think therefore I am, I think?

    All things are relative, all relatives are things, my relatives took all my things.

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