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Joke thread #254887396652709

cubdriver2

FRIEND
upstate NY
Power outage

TV and sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was dead and to top it off it was foggy and raining outside, so I couldn't go flying.



I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a couple of hours.



She seems really nice...

Glenn
 
Who Makes the Coffee??A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: Right here in HEBREWS
 
Wait.. you can still make coffee without electricity? I'd have to dig into the camping gear..

sj
 
Whats the difference between the runs and the sh!ts? Its the runs when you make the toilet and its the sh!ts if you dont.
 
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