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    A day in the life....

    HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:

    Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
    day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
    but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
    suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he
    didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked
    him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that
    it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way
    home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
    I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love
    you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as
    if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly,
    and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
    he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his
    thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
    what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
    life is a disaster.








    His Diary:




    Piper Cub wouldn't start, can't figure out why.

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    I needed that!
    I don't know where you've been me lad, but I see you won first Prize!

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    That was great, can hardly wait to catch my wife with that one.


    Bill

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    Tim you need a vacation.

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    Ha!!!!!
    "Often Mistaken, but Never in Doubt"
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    Very good!

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    Nice one!

    How about: "...I'm a mechanic and my customer's Cub wouldn't start and I can't figure out why..."?

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    Tim, Priceless!! I got Debbie on it, Ha,ha.

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    Good stuff! Now I have some ammo next time wifey says "Why don't we talk anymore?"

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    I have to note that there were a couple of lines missing:

    HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:

    Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
    day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
    but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
    suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he
    didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked
    him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that
    it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way
    home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
    I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love
    you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as
    if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly,
    and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
    he came to bed. I had dressed in my alluring negligee and seduced him with my entire body.But I still felt that he was distracted, and his
    thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
    what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
    life is a disaster.








    His Diary:




    Piper Cub wouldn't start, can't figure out why.
    At least I got laid.

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    See. In either case, PERFECTLY LOGICAL! The GUY'S diary is classic Jack Webb.

    "Just the facts, ma'am."

    CloudDancer
    A SUPERIOR pilot, uses his or her SUPERIOR judgement, to stay out of situations which may require the use of their SUPERIOR skills.

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