Torch
GONE WEST
Fairbanks, Alaska
....and placed his order. He said, I want two flat Bushwheels, a pair of landing lights and pair of Atlee-Dodge skis.
The brand new blond waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, This guy out there just ordered two flat Bushwheels, a pair of landing lights and a pair of Atlee-Dodge skis. What does he think this place is, an airplane parts store?
No, the cook said. Two flat Bushwheels mean two pancakes, a pair of landing lights is two eggs sunny side up, and Atlee-Dodge skis are 2 slices of crisp bacon.
Oh, OK! said the blond. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Cub Driver.
The Cub Driver asked, What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, I thought while you were waiting for the flat Bushwheels, landing lights and Atlee-Dodge skis, you might as well gas up!
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The brand new blond waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, This guy out there just ordered two flat Bushwheels, a pair of landing lights and a pair of Atlee-Dodge skis. What does he think this place is, an airplane parts store?
No, the cook said. Two flat Bushwheels mean two pancakes, a pair of landing lights is two eggs sunny side up, and Atlee-Dodge skis are 2 slices of crisp bacon.
Oh, OK! said the blond. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Cub Driver.
The Cub Driver asked, What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, I thought while you were waiting for the flat Bushwheels, landing lights and Atlee-Dodge skis, you might as well gas up!
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