CloudDancer
Registered User
L. Ronstadt - J. Ingram Duet
Oh Mighty Oh-bi-wan (I never DID know how to speil that actually)
Well, the BOSS !! should be SUPREMELY HAPPY to hear that yours truly FINALLY got SCARED bad enough to QUIT SMOKING COLD TURKEY (EIGHT DAYS, 15 HOURS and thirty-six...NO make that thirty-SEVEN minutes now...but, of COURSE, who's COUNTING.
Add a Day and a HALF to that number and that' how long it's been since I've had any "adult beverages".
Not to mention no CAFFINE as well!! My poor ****ing body is an absolute WRECK as a result of this new (healthy...HA??!!)regimen. My bladder and colon no LONGER operate on the predictable schedule I was used to.
My formerly regular as clockwork morning-8-to-10- minutes-after-I-get-out-of-bed-and-start-moving-around **** !! now puts in it's first appearance as early as ten minutes PRIOR to my intended awakening (VERY INCONVENIENT)to anytime before 3 P.M. (gee I HOPE I'm not sitting at a red LIGHT in my car)
Belching and FARTING LOUDLY with little to NO prior notification to me from Systems Management is preventing me from making the "new circle of friends" that all my addiction counselors tell me I so desperately need to establish as part of the "healing process"!!
Just finished my first flying leg/segment in ten days...since taking up this new (urp)HEALTHIER(BRRRAAPP-WHISTLE)
LIFESTYLE!!
Descending into OMA and passing 8000 got an LGCIU 1 Fault.
Meandered around the Nebraska skies watching the fuel dwindle as I sat on "HOLD" with MX Control in ____.
As usual they were as helpful as a case of crabs, as was my Dispatcher who informed me she had no single reverser inop landing data...but she was pretty SURE the runway was long enough.
Finally got to the gate about thirty-five late after a sweet landing (of COURSE).
Right now I'd part with my left *** for a smoke, a Captain and Coke, some deep fried jalapeenie poppers and a promiskus.....promiseque.....prommi...
large breasticled lap dancer!!
C-YA my friend
Well, the BOSS !! should be SUPREMELY HAPPY to hear that yours truly FINALLY got SCARED bad enough to QUIT SMOKING COLD TURKEY (EIGHT DAYS, 15 HOURS and thirty-six...NO make that thirty-SEVEN minutes now...but, of COURSE, who's COUNTING.
Add a Day and a HALF to that number and that' how long it's been since I've had any "adult beverages".
Not to mention no CAFFINE as well!! My poor ****ing body is an absolute WRECK as a result of this new (healthy...HA??!!)regimen. My bladder and colon no LONGER operate on the predictable schedule I was used to.
My formerly regular as clockwork morning-8-to-10- minutes-after-I-get-out-of-bed-and-start-moving-around **** !! now puts in it's first appearance as early as ten minutes PRIOR to my intended awakening (VERY INCONVENIENT)to anytime before 3 P.M. (gee I HOPE I'm not sitting at a red LIGHT in my car)
Belching and FARTING LOUDLY with little to NO prior notification to me from Systems Management is preventing me from making the "new circle of friends" that all my addiction counselors tell me I so desperately need to establish as part of the "healing process"!!
Just finished my first flying leg/segment in ten days...since taking up this new (urp)HEALTHIER(BRRRAAPP-WHISTLE)
LIFESTYLE!!
Descending into OMA and passing 8000 got an LGCIU 1 Fault.
Meandered around the Nebraska skies watching the fuel dwindle as I sat on "HOLD" with MX Control in ____.
As usual they were as helpful as a case of crabs, as was my Dispatcher who informed me she had no single reverser inop landing data...but she was pretty SURE the runway was long enough.
Finally got to the gate about thirty-five late after a sweet landing (of COURSE).
Right now I'd part with my left *** for a smoke, a Captain and Coke, some deep fried jalapeenie poppers and a promiskus.....promiseque.....prommi...
large breasticled lap dancer!!
C-YA my friend