Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 16 of 16

Thread: While out flying......she wrote....

  1. #1
    behindpropellers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    NE Ohio
    Posts
    6,681
    Post Thanks / Like

    While out flying......she wrote....

    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.
    XXX

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

  2. #2
    Steve Pierce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Graham, TX
    Posts
    18,553
    Post Thanks / Like
    At least your airplane project wasn't in there.
    Steve Pierce

    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
    Will Rogers

  3. #3

    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Fairbanks Alaska
    Posts
    627
    Post Thanks / Like
    Now I don't care who you are, that's funny!
    Tim

  4. #4
    JP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    The Big Woods of Maine
    Posts
    3,199
    Post Thanks / Like
    Hell hath nothing....
    JP Russell--The Cub Therapist
    1947 PA-11 Cub Special
    www.bloomerrussellbeaupain.com

  5. #5
    Anne's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    SE Michigan
    Posts
    1,685
    Post Thanks / Like
    That's a good one!

    Did you hear about the guy who ran off with his girlfriend, then called his wife to sell his Vette and send him the proceeds? She sold it for a dollar.

    Anne.
    Baloney is still baloney, no matter how thin you slice it.

  6. #6
    CPT. BLY
    Guest
    WA. State had one of the best one.
    A contractors was getting divorced and his wife wanted the 500,000.00 house he built for her. The morning of the day the judge was going to give it all to her. The contractor got a demolition permit and borrowed his Buddy's D-8 CAT and leveled the house.
    The judge that afternoon in court gave her the house and all the furnishings. The contractor asked her, you really want the house and she smiled and said that's right I am getting it all.
    Every Layer in the state wanted to be his Lawyer in what was to come.
    She went home and saw there home leveled and filed suite.
    He did everything legal and in the end HE WON.
    Marriage is the stupidest thing a man can do. All you are doing is signing a contract to give the (B) half of everything you own when ever she wants it.

  7. #7
    Torch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Fairbanks, Alaska
    Posts
    2,027
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by annestoy
    That's a good one!

    Did you hear about the guy who ran off with his girlfriend, then called his wife to sell his Vette and send him the proceeds? She sold it for a dollar.

    Anne.





  8. #8
    Anne's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    SE Michigan
    Posts
    1,685
    Post Thanks / Like
    Ha! I thought that would get to you, Torch!

    [/quote]Marriage is the stupidest thing a man can do.[quote]

    These discussions usually bring out some humor, but often I detect bitterness. It takes two to make a marriage, and two to divorce. It's never one-sided.

    Anne.
    Baloney is still baloney, no matter how thin you slice it.

  9. #9
    TDTerry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Fredericksburg, Texas
    Posts
    155
    Post Thanks / Like
    Anne,
    I mostly agree with you, but sometimes one of them just goes nuts. I admit this occurs more often with the husbands.

    It seems most of one's bitterness is self-generated. I am surprised that folks that have the serenity of flying puddle jumpers, remain bitter about anything.

  10. #10

    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Hometown USA!
    Posts
    592
    Post Thanks / Like
    My Daddy always said "Don't buy the cow when the milk is free"




    Sam




  11. #11
    Torch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Fairbanks, Alaska
    Posts
    2,027
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by annestoy
    Ha! I thought that would get to you, Torch!
    The Vette actually belongs to the wife, who is standing behind the car. Anyone flies to Fairbanks during the summer will usually see that Vette in front of the Flight Service Station where she employed. Stop in and tell her HI. I don't plan on getting rid of either one, the wife or the car. I have been married to that lady for over 33 years.

  12. #12
    CloudDancer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    L. Ronstadt - J. Ingram Duet
    Posts
    1,375
    Post Thanks / Like
    Closest I ever got wuz bein' Best Man three times.

    Most times...I think that was CLOSE ENOUGH!!

    CD

  13. #13
    musket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Baja Oklahoma
    Posts
    270
    Post Thanks / Like
    CD wrote:
    Closest I ever got wuz bein' Best Man three times.
    The problem with that, CD, is that one rarely gets to prove it.

  14. #14
    Cubdude's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Little Rock, AR
    Posts
    174
    Post Thanks / Like
    Here is the real story...


    http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp

    The guy who got his Ferrari crushed actually owns a collision repair company.

  15. #15
    TDTerry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Fredericksburg, Texas
    Posts
    155
    Post Thanks / Like
    Goodun, Musket !

    It's a shame! If you have a fantastic wife, you cannot talk much about her. Someone might come an steal her away. If you have a horrible one and you talk about her, no one will come and take her away!!

  16. #16
    musket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Baja Oklahoma
    Posts
    270
    Post Thanks / Like
    And to you, too, Sir. TD, I gotta warn you -- hangin' out in the F'burg area like you are, that there's a bunch of wannabe taildragger pilots flyin' around in gussied-up spamcans they refer to as "Dawgs. Watch out for them -- they're a bunch of ruffians, rapscallions and hooligans. The worst of the bunch are two named Flynn and Mulvihill. Whatever you do, don't try to either outdrink 'em or out-lie 'em !!

Similar Threads

  1. Ski Flying
    By Nathaniel in forum Tales of the PA18
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 03-01-2010, 02:39 PM
  2. Take your cat flying.....
    By behindpropellers in forum Cafe Supercub
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 05-06-2005, 07:03 AM

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •