CloudDancer
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L. Ronstadt - J. Ingram Duet
.....and other Random Musings by the CloudDancer.
Such as......."Visualize Swirled Peas"......which I saw on a bumper sticker a few months back.
FINALLY I GOT it and laughed hysterically about 20 minutes later...
Visualize World Peace. The last moment of world peace HAD to be the moment when Adam was awakened and noticed he was missing a RIB, although admittedly he did (for a VERY SHORT while) get over the pain in his side (which would later become a pain in the neck.....the ass....etc.)
upon noticing a naked girl emerging from the bushes!!
Adam opened his mouth, but not knowing the name of this creature merely uttered the the words "hubba HUBBA!!", and then looked downward at his, the very FIRST woodwork ever know to man. 8)
Before he could ascertain the significance of this event he looked up.
The GIRL began to SPEAK. Thus ENDETH the period known as "World Peace"!!
It came to me in my sleep last night.
The next story will be about Bush-nomics.
Nooooo. Not THAT Bush. The have another FORUM for that!! No this will be about how the old time operators tried to scrape by in the "pre-pipeline" days.
Ergo. Prepatory to commencing with the weaving of that tale you must first underSTAND a little more about what life in GENERAL was like in the "Old Days" of the 1970's (LOL) in my little corner of the world.
But 1st., having just awakened, I am in DIRE need of coffee and my morning drugs (vitamins). Then I must complete all my mundane chores prior to returning to the keyboard here for your entertainment.
Besides, it gives me a few hours to think of the really "important stuff" to tell you.
C-Ya'll 2-nite, for a FEW minutes, at least.
CloudDancer
Such as......."Visualize Swirled Peas"......which I saw on a bumper sticker a few months back.
FINALLY I GOT it and laughed hysterically about 20 minutes later...
Visualize World Peace. The last moment of world peace HAD to be the moment when Adam was awakened and noticed he was missing a RIB, although admittedly he did (for a VERY SHORT while) get over the pain in his side (which would later become a pain in the neck.....the ass....etc.)
upon noticing a naked girl emerging from the bushes!!
Adam opened his mouth, but not knowing the name of this creature merely uttered the the words "hubba HUBBA!!", and then looked downward at his, the very FIRST woodwork ever know to man. 8)
Before he could ascertain the significance of this event he looked up.
The GIRL began to SPEAK. Thus ENDETH the period known as "World Peace"!!
It came to me in my sleep last night.
The next story will be about Bush-nomics.
Nooooo. Not THAT Bush. The have another FORUM for that!! No this will be about how the old time operators tried to scrape by in the "pre-pipeline" days.
Ergo. Prepatory to commencing with the weaving of that tale you must first underSTAND a little more about what life in GENERAL was like in the "Old Days" of the 1970's (LOL) in my little corner of the world.
But 1st., having just awakened, I am in DIRE need of coffee and my morning drugs (vitamins). Then I must complete all my mundane chores prior to returning to the keyboard here for your entertainment.
Besides, it gives me a few hours to think of the really "important stuff" to tell you.
C-Ya'll 2-nite, for a FEW minutes, at least.
CloudDancer