Jose calls over the fence to his neighbor, Jacques:

“My hog she's sick. She don't wanna get up.”

Jacques: “Feed her la corn starch.”

Next day. Jose: “My hog she’s dead, and now my second hog she’s sick. She don't wanna get up too.”

Jacques: “Don’t let her in da mud for a few days.”

Next day. Jose: “My second hog she's a dead too, and now my last hog she’s a sick too. Like the other two, she don't wanna get up.”

Jacques: “Keep her in da shade for a while.”

Next day. Jose: “Dat's it. My last hog she’s dead too.”

Jacques: “You mean you don’t have no more hogs?”

Jose: “No. No more hogs. She was my last one.”

Jacques: “Dat too bad cause I still 'ave lots of good idea.”