Student Pilot
Registered User
Armidale, Australia
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User.. (Keep reading)
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REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ! Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE!
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance .Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
happens,the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User.. (Keep reading)
_____________________________________
REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ! Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE!
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance .Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
happens,the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support