Embarrassed old lady explains to the MD:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do again... I am passing gas from morning to evening, almost continuously... I'm only grateful that there is no smell and no noise, if not I wouldn't dare going out of my room again!"
The doctor scribbles a prescription, and tells her to come back one week later.
The following week, the old lady is back. Angry.
"Doctor, not only the tablets you gave me didn't do a thing, but now my gasses stink terribly!"
"Good!" says the Doc, "Now that your sinuses are OK, let's see these ears..."
"Doctor, I don't know what to do again... I am passing gas from morning to evening, almost continuously... I'm only grateful that there is no smell and no noise, if not I wouldn't dare going out of my room again!"
The doctor scribbles a prescription, and tells her to come back one week later.
The following week, the old lady is back. Angry.
"Doctor, not only the tablets you gave me didn't do a thing, but now my gasses stink terribly!"
"Good!" says the Doc, "Now that your sinuses are OK, let's see these ears..."