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Gaseous medicine

Kano

Registered User
Africa
Embarrassed old lady explains to the MD:

"Doctor, I don't know what to do again... I am passing gas from morning to evening, almost continuously... I'm only grateful that there is no smell and no noise, if not I wouldn't dare going out of my room again!"

The doctor scribbles a prescription, and tells her to come back one week later.

The following week, the old lady is back. Angry.

"Doctor, not only the tablets you gave me didn't do a thing, but now my gasses stink terribly!"

"Good!" says the Doc, "Now that your sinuses are OK, let's see these ears..."
 
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