Little Dog

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
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> >have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
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> >side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
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> >Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
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> >the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
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> >only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
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> >siblings, which gave him all the milk.
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> >After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had
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> >ever seen.
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> >It's cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get
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> >When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
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> >looking animal.
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> >It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
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> >Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
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> >could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
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> >When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
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> >slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
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> >Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
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> >Dachshund.
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> >But when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth
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> >consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
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> >There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush,
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> >shaking his head in disbelief.
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> >"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
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> >people working for
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> >5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
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> >world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
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> >"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
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> >working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
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