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Technical Nomenclature

Gordon Misch

Gordon Misch

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Toledo, Wa (KTDO)
Dunno what happened to all of the joke threads??? I don't recall where I found this, so I can't correctly give attribution.


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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]German Aviation Terms[/FONT][/FONT]​
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

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[FONT=&quot][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

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[FONT=&quot][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other
Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit
Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
Der Airlinens[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs
Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der
Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken
Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen
Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est
Kaputen[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und
Regulations[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
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Helicopter --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist
Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees
not Safen ver Fliegen.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
 
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