Bad weather got you down?

[Jon B.]

Try this secret for finding your way to peace and happiness when you can't fly:




Subject: Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we
all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.

So, I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.


Jon B.

[S2D]

[Cubus Maximus]

DOH! the demon rum will biteth like an asp JB - in about another 5 hours... :P