Try this secret for finding your way to peace and happiness when you can't fly:
Subject: Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we
all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.