Mah' Fella' 'Mericans........I come to you today.....with a heavy heart....(an' a liver a'quiver).
Having (yet again) been overserved until the wee hours of the morning this morning; I find myself in no condition to assemble even remotely coherent sentences.
Ergo, I will be unable to start abusing the laws of written grammar again until tomorrow.
SO come back then for the premiere episode of our humorous look at the Lighter side of Law & Order in the Arctic.
For a change, our swaggering (or is that staggering) young birdman will head the OPPOSITE direction away from Kivalina as he provides, or in some cases, FAILS to provide a helping hand to an Alaska State Trooper.
You won't want to miss this one....