View Full Version : George W comes to Britain

12-12-2007, 10:37 AM
Air Force One arrives at London Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified handshake from the Queen.

They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th century Landau carriage hitched to six spectacular white horses. They trot along in the Landau towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons.

All is going well.

Suddenly as horses do, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart and the smell is excruciating. Both of them have to use handkerchiefs over their noses.

The Queen turns to President Bush. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be Presidential, replies, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. In fact, if you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was one of the horses."

12-12-2007, 03:04 PM
Now, THAT is funny :lol: .


12-26-2007, 11:00 AM
I've trying to comment on this one for weeks, but every time I try, :lol:

......I end up :lol: .... laughing so hard :lol: ........... I end up on the floor.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dave Calkins
12-26-2007, 01:14 PM
I laughed hard enough to swallow toothpaste. :D

12-27-2007, 11:08 AM
.....and along that line:


:lol: :lol:

Dave Calkins
12-27-2007, 02:11 PM
I am so easily amused.

"......coooolll, rocket sled!..." :lol: