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New Technology for SoWest Flight Attendants

Cajun Joe

GONE WEST
LS86 or Hammond, LA
Apple Computer, creators of the popular IPod series, announced today
that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in
women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on
size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough for SouthWest Flight
attendants who constantly complain that company pilots are always
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
 
I always wondered what LUV pilots do as those 737s fly themselves....
 
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