Smart woman!

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That is funny !!!!!

Another Smart Woman

A crowded Air Canada flight was canceled. A single agent was
re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the
counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone, "May I have your attention please," she began, her voice
heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If
anyone can help him find his identity,please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
at the Air Canada agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to
get in line for that too."

Shortes Fairytale

Shortest fairytale,
A guy asks his girlfriend to marry him, she says NO and leaves him, SO........ he buys him self a Super Cub, a boat, a truck,picks his nose, farts in bed, watches T.V. drinks beer, blows his nose in the shower and lives happily ever after!

good one

good ones

Do you know which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Me either, you'll haft'a ask YOUR Mom.

Good one McAlpine...