The Theory

My Friends,
Forgive me for a brief digression from our normal path of discussion
but we must recognize every now and those to whom we owe
homage for those discoveries that have led us to among other things:
flying and its successor, the mile high club.

I give you Albert Einstein, born March 14, 1879. How many of us
know that last week was the anniversary of his birthday.

Even fewer remember that after his first marriage dissolved in 1919,
the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is stronger than if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.




joe

I didnt think all those science books we read as kids were on the right track, it shows how stories can get screwed up, thanks for straighting me out. doug

You have way to much time on your hands C Joe

Being the mathematical genius that he was, it is interesting to learn that Einstiens birthday is March 14th. 3-14 or 3.14. This is, of course, the numerical value of pi.
Rock

Joe Baby:

You the man, my sides are hurting and my eyes are crying! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pat

Sgt. Rock said:

Being the mathematical genius that he was, it is interesting to learn that Einstiens birthday is March 14th. 3-14 or 3.14. This is, of course, the numerical value of pi.
Rock

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You are so correct, Sgt.
And along nthat line dont forget that 3.14 is also
3 x 14 = 42.
And I do believe Al would have called that a dynamite set of Charlies.