Men and women difference - Joke

A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.


A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Bill

Thats funny :lol:

JOKE???

A bunch of old bush pilots were waiting out the weather and drinking coffee. One said,"Bill, you've got an anniversary coming up don't you? Bill,"ya" Fiftieth isn't it?---Ya. Gonna do anything special?----Ya. "Well what have you got in mind?" Bill: "Well ya know on our twenty fifth I took Stella to Hawaii, and so I knida been thinking on our fiftieth that I just go and bring her back!
My wife doesn't think that this is very funny. Can anyone explain to me why?

muleskinner, I think your joke is funny if you change a few things. ... A bunch of old Women pilots were waiting out a storm and drinking beers....then switch Bill's name for Stella, and Stella's name for Bill....then your joke is hilarious! :lol: :lol: