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Alex Clark
11-30-2005, 06:42 PM
Santa pulled his prop...


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Clyde Barker
11-30-2005, 06:45 PM
from poor Rudolph's

Ruidoso Ron
11-30-2005, 06:47 PM
poor frozen hoofs

Alex Clark
11-30-2005, 06:54 PM
And said "Ioughta..

Clyde Barker
11-30-2005, 06:55 PM
charge my battery

supilot
11-30-2005, 08:11 PM
with your nose"

HydroCub
11-30-2005, 08:15 PM
'cause itso cold

Cubus Maximus
11-30-2005, 09:16 PM
anthe Fairbanksdieselgenerator quit

LANDSHORT
11-30-2005, 09:28 PM
Master Off Nextime

Scooter7779h
11-30-2005, 09:53 PM
Mixture OUT forsure

Lawn Dart
11-30-2005, 09:54 PM
So the elves

Scooter7779h
11-30-2005, 10:50 PM
Can pull chocks

Cubus Maximus
12-01-2005, 10:08 AM
whichSantahad custommade forthesleigh??!!!

behindpropellers
12-01-2005, 10:10 AM
that murph needed

Fortysix12
12-01-2005, 12:38 PM
for fire wood

Alex Clark
12-01-2005, 12:41 PM
Because Mrs. Claus...

cubchick
12-01-2005, 12:51 PM
was out flying

Torch
12-01-2005, 01:11 PM
with the Goose

cubchick
12-01-2005, 01:57 PM
while naughty elves :drinking:

Sam Beckett
12-01-2005, 05:52 PM
See Mrs. Claus....

8)

SimonK
12-01-2005, 07:29 PM
with her paws

murph
12-01-2005, 09:10 PM
her self-centeredtediousneuroticliberal paws

pzinck
12-01-2005, 09:17 PM
lifted his toymaker

harneymaki
12-01-2005, 09:26 PM
and said "You

cubchick
12-01-2005, 09:56 PM
"DID NOT PUT"...

RaisedByWolves
12-01-2005, 10:02 PM
the prop on...

murph
12-01-2005, 10:10 PM
You violent, chauvinistic

cubchick
12-01-2005, 10:22 PM
with a lotta

JoeW
12-01-2005, 10:59 PM
HUNK A BURNIN

SJ
12-01-2005, 11:13 PM
hot hot magma

http://fancyrobot.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dr_evil_1.jpg

stretch
12-01-2005, 11:16 PM
with ten pound

SJ
12-01-2005, 11:18 PM
usefull load in

murph
12-01-2005, 11:25 PM
hot chamomile tea

Cubus Maximus
12-01-2005, 11:52 PM
which replaced 100LL

Scooter7779h
12-02-2005, 12:28 AM
and powered Santas_Sled

stretch
12-02-2005, 01:01 AM
right into Rebecca's

JoeW
12-02-2005, 06:38 AM
Warm, inviting yet small.....

JoeW
12-02-2005, 06:39 AM
SECERET VOLCANO LAIR...err...hanger

Lawn Dart
12-02-2005, 06:53 AM
Where he delivered

Yard Dart
12-02-2005, 06:58 AM
The big load

Lawn Dart
12-02-2005, 07:11 AM
Of brightly wrapped

SJ
12-02-2005, 07:13 AM
freeze dried battered

Jon B.
12-02-2005, 08:08 AM
steaming Norwegian lutefisk (Hey, it's Christmas...)

behindpropellers
12-02-2005, 08:16 AM
that was rotten

54tw
12-02-2005, 08:18 AM
But useful as

behindpropellers
12-02-2005, 08:20 AM
rebecccas perfume

Scooter7779h
12-02-2005, 08:24 AM
or pike bait

Jerry Gaston
12-02-2005, 08:36 AM
nose pickin

cubchick
12-02-2005, 09:10 AM
But meanwhile at...

murph
12-02-2005, 09:22 AM
on the rooftop.......

paibre
12-02-2005, 09:39 AM
while hangingit overtheedge

cubchick
12-02-2005, 09:42 AM
it got frostbite...

behindpropellers
12-02-2005, 09:53 AM
and fell off

murph
12-02-2005, 10:23 AM
The air-headed asthmatic bimbo

LANDSHORT
12-02-2005, 10:42 AM
Blew His Pipes

cubchick
12-02-2005, 10:54 AM
her jingle bells...

LANDSHORT
12-02-2005, 11:03 AM
Jingled and dangled

JoeW
12-02-2005, 11:05 AM
Became stuck, and would'nt...

54tw
12-02-2005, 12:06 PM
jingle until the...

hottshot
12-02-2005, 12:54 PM
Elvescame home and

Cubus Maximus
12-02-2005, 01:06 PM
added isopropyl alcohol...

Alex Clark
12-02-2005, 01:28 PM
and jumper cables

hottshot
12-02-2005, 01:36 PM
But intheprosessof hookingthemupto

murph
12-02-2005, 01:57 PM
a live chicken and a can of peaches

Lawn Dart
12-02-2005, 03:05 PM
A curious sound

murph
12-02-2005, 03:07 PM
maybe a weed-eater

cubchick
12-02-2005, 03:48 PM
came fromthe closet

paibre
12-02-2005, 03:51 PM
but withfurther inspectionrevealed...

Alex Clark
12-02-2005, 04:02 PM
an aroused elf

Clyde Barker
12-02-2005, 04:42 PM
witha vacuum cleaner

JoeW
12-02-2005, 05:35 PM
He had nothing on but a...

gregory
12-02-2005, 05:49 PM
brightred mustang survivalsuit

Cubus Maximus
12-02-2005, 05:57 PM
size EXTRA small...

JoeW
12-02-2005, 06:06 PM
because the water was so

Lawn Dart
12-02-2005, 07:23 PM
Pollutedwith chamomile tea

Clyde Barker
12-02-2005, 08:02 PM
thathewondered whatthehell chamomileteawas

Scooter7779h
12-02-2005, 08:28 PM
calming nectar drink

JoeW
12-02-2005, 08:38 PM
the tea was so calming it....

pzinck
12-02-2005, 08:52 PM
taughtened her nipples

JoeW
12-02-2005, 09:04 PM
and made her sleepy

RaisedByWolves
12-02-2005, 09:07 PM
and then he

Cubus Maximus
12-02-2005, 09:34 PM
handpropped Santa'smint 90hpJ3Cub

JoeW
12-02-2005, 10:17 PM
but could not

Clyde Barker
12-02-2005, 10:59 PM
light it off

murph
12-02-2005, 11:04 PM
In orbit over Skylon4

RaisedByWolves
12-02-2005, 11:09 PM
insted he gotthe

Jon B.
12-02-2005, 11:24 PM
throttle lever caught

Jon B.

54tw
12-03-2005, 03:42 AM
and circled the

Brian Fox
12-03-2005, 04:01 AM
reindeer pen while

Ruidoso Ron
12-03-2005, 06:29 AM
FAA fired buckshot

RaisedByWolves
12-03-2005, 06:36 AM
he pulledout his

Lawn Dart
12-03-2005, 07:37 AM
favorite christmas ornament

N816KC
12-03-2005, 07:40 AM
and polished it

54tw
12-03-2005, 08:49 AM
then returned fire

cubchick
12-03-2005, 09:26 AM
with his BIG...

murph
12-03-2005, 09:34 AM
lithium fusion missile

Yard Dart
12-03-2005, 10:00 AM
Hit the spot

cubchick
12-03-2005, 10:06 AM
AND YELLED OUT

murph
12-03-2005, 10:11 AM
JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

cubchick
12-03-2005, 10:13 AM
the calendars are ready!

Scooter7779h
12-03-2005, 11:41 AM
so is hot_buttered_rum

cubchick
12-03-2005, 12:34 PM
...toasts all around :W

JoeW
12-03-2005, 05:54 PM
BOTTOMS UP :drinking:

harneymaki
12-03-2005, 05:57 PM
untill over too

harneymaki
12-03-2005, 05:58 PM
many Tom & Jerry's

Scooter7779h
12-03-2005, 08:39 PM
He admitted 2theFAA

Alex Clark
12-04-2005, 03:20 AM
flyin wearin nothinbut

54tw
12-04-2005, 04:38 AM
a single red

Brian Fox
12-04-2005, 04:50 AM
thong with a

Warren Aircraft
12-04-2005, 08:13 AM
biggreenbow that covereduphis

Scooter7779h
12-04-2005, 09:27 AM
Cold soaked engine

JoeW
12-04-2005, 09:28 AM
And the one eyed, one horned, flying, purple....

Scooter7779h
12-04-2005, 09:45 AM
was stowed onboard

JoeW
12-04-2005, 08:20 PM
exposed for everyone

cubchick
12-04-2005, 09:26 PM
but grabbed the...

cubflier
12-04-2005, 10:48 PM
one eyed reindeer

Jerry Gaston
12-05-2005, 08:08 AM
untangled his jangle

SJ
12-05-2005, 08:21 AM
improving his angle

Steve Pierce
12-05-2005, 08:22 AM
on the dangle

SJ
12-05-2005, 08:24 AM
and maybe strangle

cubchick
12-05-2005, 08:29 AM
her pretty bangles

SJ
12-05-2005, 08:32 AM
did not mangle

Jerry Gaston
12-05-2005, 10:55 AM
with a firm grip

cubflier
12-05-2005, 01:44 PM
on the tip

SJ
12-05-2005, 01:58 PM
of the iceberg

cubchick
12-05-2005, 02:12 PM
which melted onto

sharp
12-05-2005, 02:30 PM
his new Oregonseats

SJ
12-05-2005, 02:34 PM
Costing large receipts

cubflier
12-05-2005, 02:43 PM
so he cried

SJ
12-05-2005, 02:45 PM
and then lied

cubchick
12-05-2005, 02:47 PM
about his ride

cubflier
12-05-2005, 02:56 PM
because Rudolfs nose

Jerry Gaston
12-05-2005, 03:44 PM
was cold against

cubchick
12-05-2005, 03:47 PM
her soft mittens

cubflier
12-05-2005, 03:59 PM
made from kittens

cubchick
12-05-2005, 04:02 PM
Oh No! PETA...

cubflier
12-05-2005, 04:04 PM
piper picked a_peck

SJ
12-05-2005, 05:49 PM
of pickled herring

RaisedByWolves
12-05-2005, 06:16 PM
and wraped them for a

n4873a
12-05-2005, 11:27 PM
elf on steroids

Jerry Gaston
12-06-2005, 08:03 AM
inplace of viagra

SJ
12-06-2005, 09:15 AM
used at niagra

SimonK
12-06-2005, 10:30 AM
witha nasty caseof

SJ
12-06-2005, 10:34 AM
expired bottled water

cubchick
12-06-2005, 03:35 PM
that he poured

paibre
12-06-2005, 04:52 PM
IN HIS IRISHWHISKEY ( I'm not going to spoil my Double Malt Scotch)

54tw
12-06-2005, 06:11 PM
whichmade him frisky

cubchick
12-06-2005, 06:49 PM
and very risky

JoeW
12-06-2005, 07:58 PM
but he could not get a rise...

cubflier
12-06-2005, 09:27 PM
So he dangled

SimonK
12-07-2005, 01:37 AM
fat stacks o'cash

54tw
12-07-2005, 06:18 AM
which he hoped

sharp
12-07-2005, 07:27 AM
would entice her

Scooter7779h
12-07-2005, 07:35 AM
To get instruction

Jerry Gaston
12-07-2005, 08:10 AM
in flying United :angel: :angel:

SJ
12-07-2005, 08:26 AM
but imminent bankruptcy

54tw
12-07-2005, 09:56 AM
senther to Virgin

Tim
12-07-2005, 11:05 AM
To join milehigh

cubflier
12-07-2005, 01:54 PM
club so that

sharp
12-07-2005, 04:15 PM
she finds anew position

SimonK
12-07-2005, 10:14 PM
thatwon't leaveher wishin'

cubflier
12-07-2005, 10:23 PM
she was fishin

Scooter7779h
12-08-2005, 06:40 AM
for fun with

SJ
12-08-2005, 09:11 AM
the wrong bait

cubchick
12-08-2005, 09:33 AM
of Dos Equis beer

SimonK
12-08-2005, 10:22 AM
AKA False Christmas Cheer

stretch
12-13-2005, 09:56 PM
then went down

jcrowles
12-13-2005, 11:34 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch

cubscout
12-13-2005, 11:49 PM
Cajun Joe said

Cub junkie
12-14-2005, 12:06 AM
take off yopants

stretch
12-14-2005, 12:22 AM
you frogeyed fool

sharp
12-14-2005, 08:39 AM
for sum luvin

SJ
12-14-2005, 10:03 AM
or a washing

stretch
12-14-2005, 08:06 PM
we'll scrubthat canoe

RaisedByWolves
12-14-2005, 08:24 PM
holdon we needsome

Tom
12-14-2005, 09:03 PM
and found it