Time for a , 3 Word Holiday Story

[Alex Clark]

Santa pulled his prop...


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[Clyde Barker]

from poor Rudolph's

[Ruidoso Ron]

poor frozen hoofs

[Alex Clark]

And said "Ioughta..

[Clyde Barker]

charge my battery

[supilot]

with your nose"

[HydroCub]

'cause itso cold

[Cubus Maximus]

anthe Fairbanksdieselgenerator quit

[LANDSHORT]

Master Off Nextime

[Scooter7779h]

Mixture OUT forsure

[Lawn Dart]

So the elves

[Scooter7779h]

Can pull chocks

[Cubus Maximus]

whichSantahad custommade forthesleigh??!!!

[behindpropellers]

that murph needed

[Fortysix12]

for fire wood

[Alex Clark]

Because Mrs. Claus...

[cubchick]

was out flying

[Torch]

with the Goose

[cubchick]

while naughty elves :drinking:

[Sam Beckett]

See Mrs. Claus....

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[SimonK]

with her paws

[murph]

her self-centeredtediousneuroticliberal paws

[pzinck]

lifted his toymaker

[harneymaki]

and said "You

[cubchick]

"DID NOT PUT"...

[RaisedByWolves]

the prop on...

[murph]

You violent, chauvinistic

[cubchick]

with a lotta

[JoeW]

HUNK A BURNIN

[SJ]

hot hot magma

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[stretch]

with ten pound

[SJ]

usefull load in

[murph]

hot chamomile tea

[Cubus Maximus]

which replaced 100LL

[Scooter7779h]

and powered Santas_Sled

[stretch]

right into Rebecca's

[JoeW]

Warm, inviting yet small.....

[JoeW]

SECERET VOLCANO LAIR...err...hanger

[Lawn Dart]

Where he delivered

[Yard Dart]

The big load

[Lawn Dart]

Of brightly wrapped

[SJ]

freeze dried battered

[Jon B.]

steaming Norwegian lutefisk (Hey, it's Christmas...)

[behindpropellers]

that was rotten

[54tw]

But useful as

[behindpropellers]

rebecccas perfume

[Scooter7779h]

or pike bait

[Jerry Gaston]

nose pickin

[cubchick]

But meanwhile at...

[murph]

on the rooftop.......

[paibre]

while hangingit overtheedge

[cubchick]

it got frostbite...

[behindpropellers]

and fell off

[murph]

The air-headed asthmatic bimbo

[LANDSHORT]

Blew His Pipes

[cubchick]

her jingle bells...

[LANDSHORT]

Jingled and dangled

[JoeW]

Became stuck, and would'nt...

[54tw]

jingle until the...

[hottshot]

Elvescame home and

[Cubus Maximus]

added isopropyl alcohol...

[Alex Clark]

and jumper cables

[hottshot]

But intheprosessof hookingthemupto

[murph]

a live chicken and a can of peaches

[Lawn Dart]

A curious sound

[murph]

maybe a weed-eater

[cubchick]

came fromthe closet

[paibre]

but withfurther inspectionrevealed...

[Alex Clark]

an aroused elf

[Clyde Barker]

witha vacuum cleaner

[JoeW]

He had nothing on but a...

[gregory]

brightred mustang survivalsuit

[Cubus Maximus]

size EXTRA small...

[JoeW]

because the water was so

[Lawn Dart]

Pollutedwith chamomile tea

[Clyde Barker]

thathewondered whatthehell chamomileteawas

[Scooter7779h]

calming nectar drink

[JoeW]

the tea was so calming it....

[pzinck]

taughtened her nipples

[JoeW]

and made her sleepy

[RaisedByWolves]

and then he

[Cubus Maximus]

handpropped Santa'smint 90hpJ3Cub

[JoeW]

but could not

[Clyde Barker]

light it off

[murph]

In orbit over Skylon4

[RaisedByWolves]

insted he gotthe

[Jon B.]

throttle lever caught

Jon B.

[54tw]

and circled the

[Brian Fox]

reindeer pen while

[Ruidoso Ron]

FAA fired buckshot

[RaisedByWolves]

he pulledout his

[Lawn Dart]

favorite christmas ornament

[N816KC]

and polished it

[54tw]

then returned fire

[cubchick]

with his BIG...

[murph]

lithium fusion missile

[Yard Dart]

Hit the spot

[cubchick]

AND YELLED OUT

[murph]

JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

[cubchick]

the calendars are ready!

[Scooter7779h]

so is hot_buttered_rum

[cubchick]

...toasts all around :W

[JoeW]

BOTTOMS UP :drinking:

[harneymaki]

untill over too

[harneymaki]

many Tom & Jerry's

[Scooter7779h]

He admitted 2theFAA

[Alex Clark]

flyin wearin nothinbut

[54tw]

a single red

[Brian Fox]

thong with a

[Warren Aircraft]

biggreenbow that covereduphis

[Scooter7779h]

Cold soaked engine

[JoeW]

And the one eyed, one horned, flying, purple....

[Scooter7779h]

was stowed onboard

[JoeW]

exposed for everyone

[cubchick]

but grabbed the...

[cubflier]

one eyed reindeer

[Jerry Gaston]

untangled his jangle

[SJ]

improving his angle

[Steve Pierce]

on the dangle

[SJ]

and maybe strangle

[cubchick]

her pretty bangles

[SJ]

did not mangle

[Jerry Gaston]

with a firm grip

[cubflier]

on the tip

[SJ]

of the iceberg

[cubchick]

which melted onto

[sharp]

his new Oregonseats

[SJ]

Costing large receipts

[cubflier]

so he cried

[SJ]

and then lied

[cubchick]

about his ride

[cubflier]

because Rudolfs nose

[Jerry Gaston]

was cold against

[cubchick]

her soft mittens

[cubflier]

made from kittens

[cubchick]

Oh No! PETA...

[cubflier]

piper picked a_peck

[SJ]

of pickled herring

[RaisedByWolves]

and wraped them for a

[n4873a]

elf on steroids

[Jerry Gaston]

inplace of viagra

[SJ]

used at niagra

[SimonK]

witha nasty caseof

[SJ]

expired bottled water

[cubchick]

that he poured

[paibre]

IN HIS IRISHWHISKEY ( I'm not going to spoil my Double Malt Scotch)

[54tw]

whichmade him frisky

[cubchick]

and very risky

[JoeW]

but he could not get a rise...

[cubflier]

So he dangled

[SimonK]

fat stacks o'cash

[54tw]

which he hoped

[sharp]

would entice her

[Scooter7779h]

To get instruction

[Jerry Gaston]

in flying United :angel: :angel:

[SJ]

but imminent bankruptcy

[54tw]

senther to Virgin

[Tim]

To join milehigh

[cubflier]

club so that

[sharp]

she finds anew position

[SimonK]

thatwon't leaveher wishin'

[cubflier]

she was fishin

[Scooter7779h]

for fun with

[SJ]

the wrong bait

[cubchick]

of Dos Equis beer

[SimonK]

AKA False Christmas Cheer

[stretch]

then went down

[jcrowles]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

[cubscout]

Cajun Joe said

[Cub junkie]

take off yopants

[stretch]

you frogeyed fool

[sharp]

for sum luvin

[SJ]

or a washing

[stretch]

we'll scrubthat canoe

[RaisedByWolves]

holdon we needsome

[Tom]

and found it