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N'Olstein E-Bay

Cajun Joe

GONE WEST
LS86 or Hammond, LA
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, LA, and
Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow.
On EBay he finds a nice one for sale up in New Holstein. He flys up to
New Holstein, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is
very surprised, looks at the dairyman who is selling the cow and
reaches under the cow to try again.
So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. She does give a large amount of milk however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and have her shipped home.
Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and
look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts. Thibodeaux
looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in New Holstein,
Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know
that?"
Thibodeaux says, "My wife, she's from New Holstein ....."
 
Aw heck, you folks from da Nort country know it was reelly Sven Svenson, and Olie Olsen, wit Lena troed for uff dah effect, eh?
 
Joe,

Your interpretation of that story was priceless...

sj
 
cubscout said:
Aw heck, you folks from da Nort country know it was reelly Sven Svenson, and Olie Olsen, wit Lena troed for uff dah effect, eh?

Hey Dere you Cubscout,
Naw you meen to was told me dat all dem old cow from New Holstein pass some gas when you pluck der teat?
Well ahm glad dey was not jes cullin out de heards when we brung de two ofh dem here to de bayou wit Boudreaux and Thibodeaux.
 
You Know Joe the same thing happenned to me but you wife told me she was from Baton Rouge Go Figure! John
 
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